Intro
Hey there, fellow mongers and sexpats!
Welcome to the wild world of Pattaya, where the beer is cold, the girls are hot, and the possibilities are endless….as long as you have the wallet for it!
If you’re reading this, you’re probably wondering how to make the most of your first day in Sin City.
Well, wonder no more, because we’ve got you covered with our ultimate guide to maximizing your first 24 hours in Pattaya.
From getting settled to getting lucky, we’ll show you how to make the most of your time and money in this tropical paradise.
So grab a beer, sit back, and get ready to discover the secrets of Pattaya like a pro!
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Early vs. Late Arrival in Pattaya – Which is Better?
When it comes to coming to Pattaya, there’s always the debate between early birds and night owls.
Personally, I’m all about that early arrival – I usually touch down in Bangkok around 6:00 am,
which gives me plenty of time to get settled, sleep a bit and start with a good BJ or ST with a Thai Friendly Girl then…. hit the nightlife.. (I will get there in a few sec, hold on)
But hey, I get it – not everyone’s a morning person, and some of my buddies prefer to arrive late and sleep in before going wild the next day.
To each their own, right?
But no matter when you arrive, don’t sweat it – I’ve got all the tips and tricks you need to make the most of your first day in Pattaya.
The Meta
Airport
Alright, bros – you’ve just landed in Bangkok and Pattaya is calling your f name!
But before you can get your party on, there are a few things you need to take care of.
First things first – you need a sim card.
Luckily, there are plenty of shops selling them right after you pick up your luggage.
I always go for the unlimited 30-day tourist sim card with 5G – it’s not too expensive and you’ll have unlimited data. Just point to the unlimited deal on the paper, hand over your passport, and let the sexy lady work her magic.
Two minutes later, you’re connected and ready to roll!
Next up, install the Bolt app.
Trust me, you’ll need it to navigate Bangkok and Pattaya – especially if you’re a first-timer.
It’s the most convenient way to get around, and it’s super easy to use.
Just head outside the airport, launch the app, and book your taxi. Boom – you’re on your way to Pattaya!
You arrived at 6am, so it’s now around 7am and you’ll be in Pattaya by 8:30am.
Feeling good right ?
Checkin AT The Hotel ? Too early !?
Yes, it’s 8:30 or 9:00am, but that doesn’t mean you can’t head to your hotel.
Even if the check-in time is listed as 14:00, most hotels will let you check in early if they have a room available.
So, let’s get real, bro – you don’t want to be that fucking guy dragging his luggage around Beach Road in the sweltering heat, sweating and exhausted from the 10+hour flight.
Trust me, I’ve been there, and it’s not a good look.
That’s why I always recommend heading straight to your hotel, even if the check-in time isn’t until later.
If you’re lucky, your room might be ready early – it’s happened to me quite a few times, and it’s always a pleasant surprise.
But even if it’s not, you can still leave your luggage with the reception and explore the city without the extra weight.
And let’s be real, you probably packed some heavy-duty toys or dildo and Kamagra! for your trip, so why not let the hotel hold onto them for a bit while you get your bearings? 😄
So don’t overthink it, bro – just head to your hotel and see what happens.
You paid for the room, after all, so you might as well make the most of it.
And who knows – maybe you’ll even get lucky and score an early check-in!
Breakfast and Girls
Now that you’ve dropped off your luggage and got your bearings, it’s time to tackle that hunger.
And let me tell you, there’s no shortage of amazing food options in Pattaya.
If you’re feeling fancy, why not hit up the famous Robin Hood pub for an amazing breakfast served by some hot girls?
📍 Robin Hood 👉 https://g.co/kgs/cpSS13b
It’ll set you back around 200-300 baht, but trust me, it’s worth it.
On the other hand, if you’re on a budget, the Sailor Bar on Soi 8 has a great breakfast for only 80 baht – and the coffee is legit, too.
📍 Sailor Bar 👉 https://g.co/kgs/F3rjoJZ
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And if your room is ready by noon, why not book a girl for 2-3pm?
That gives you plenty of time to go back to your room, take a shower, catch a quick nap, and enjoy a good BJ or ST with a hot Pattaya Spinner !
Trust me, bro – it’s the perfect way to kick off your Pattaya adventure!
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Condom, Lube & Beer First !
After you’ve finished your meal and still have some time to kill, why not head over to Central Festival for some shopping or even catch a movie at the cinema?
Just keep in mind that most movies are in Thai, but there are some with English subtitles if you look hard enough.
But before you head back to your room, there are a few essentials you need to take care of.
First, hit up an ATM or exchange to get some local currency.
For the best exchange rates, I recommend going to any TT Exchange near you – just search for it on Google Maps and it’ll show you the nearest one.
And if you want to minimize fees, just make one big withdrawal of 30,000 baht instead of multiple smaller ones.
Next, head to a 7-Eleven to stock up on some essentials.
You’ll need lube, condoms, and beer – and maybe some snacks, too.
I like to keep some noodles and also croissants on hand, just in case. (yes i’m half french) 🥖 🇫🇷
Oh And here’s a pro tip: girls love San Miguel Light or Leo, so make sure you have some in the fridge when they arrive.
Thank me later 😉
And speaking of money, now that you’ve got some big bills, you’ll need to make change.
The good news is that every 7-Eleven or Family Mart in Pattaya is used to this, so don’t worry about breaking a 1,000 baht note for a 200 baht purchase.
It’s a common practice here, so just go for it!
Oh And guess what?
That Thai Friendly girl you were chatting with earlier just messaged you back and she’s down to meet up at 3pm!
Just keep in mind that Pattaya girls and timekeeping don’t always go hand in hand, so it might be more like 3:30 before she shows up.
But hey, some Thai girls are always on time, so you never know!
Back to Room : Shower and Fuck
Anyway, now that you’ve got everything you need and your girl is on the way, it’s time to head back to your room and get ready for some fun.
Take a good shower, put on some fresh clothes…
and get ready to enjoy getting your dick sucked by a 19yo Pattaya Girl, after this long never ending day ! As you’re getting ready, you get a call from the hotel reception – a girl is here to see you!
You tell them to send her up, and a few minutes later, there’s a knock at the door.
You open it to find your Pattaya girl standing there, looking as hot as ever.
You invite her in and offer her a drink – maybe a San Miguel Light or a Leo, since you know that’s what she likes now.. 😉
You make some small talk, asking her about her day and what she’s been up to.
She tells you about her friends, her family, and maybe even some of her other customers.
It’s all part of the game, and you know that building a rapport with her will only make the experience more enjoyable.
After a few minutes of chit-chat, it’s time to get down to business. You offer her a shower, and she accepts or not (some girls take shower before heading to you)
You watch as she undresses, revealing her fcking hot body.
She start getting on the knee and you know that the real Pattaya trip is about to begin.
All the stress and exhaustion from your journey melt away as she suck you harder !
For now, just know that your first day in Pattaya is off to an amazing start, and there’s still so much more to come!
Good job bro !
Sleep, get some rest before the madness. 💤
After your girl leaves, you’re feeling fucking amazing, but still a little beat from the long-ass flight.
You decide to catch some zzz’s and recharge for the wild night ahead.
You set your alarm for 6 or 7 pm, giving yourself plenty of time to get ready to paint the town red.
As you wake up, you feel refreshed and ready to party.
You hop in the shower, throw on your best threads, and hit the streets.
Soi 6, my love...
Around 8pm, I usually head straight to Soi 6 – I’m horny as fuck and ready for a quick drink and a Shortime.
You can take a Bolt or a baht bus if you’re on Pattaya Sai Song, and once you get there, you’ll be blown away by the sheer number of options.
There are 80 bars on the street, with 10 girls per bar, so do the math – there are over 850 girls ready to take your money and suck your dick!
Luckily, I’ve created a Pattaya Soi 6 map to help you navigate the madness
👉 SOI 6 ULTIMATE MAP
The first time you walk down Soi 6 is an experience you’ll never forget trust me.
My strategy is to stroll down the soi, sometimes multiple times, and let the girls choose me.
I like it when they grab my arm or show interest in me first – it’s a good sign that they’re into it and not just going through the motions.
If a girl is hot and catches my eye, I’ll go with her. If not, on to the next one!
Once you’ve made your pick, grab a drink and head upstairs for some naughty fun.
I usually stay until around 11pm, then head over to LK Metro for some good gogo action.
But that’s just me – the beauty of Pattaya is that you can do whatever the fuck you want, whenever you want.
GoGos Silicon Boobs & Reflections..
As you sit in LK Metro, watching hot girls dance naked, play with their boobs and smiling at you,
You can’t help but feel like the luckiest guy in the world.
This is what you came to Pattaya for, my friend – the ultimate monger experience.
And with a beer in your hand and a smile on your face, life is fucking great.
If you’re looking for the best gogo bars in LK Metro, I recommend checking out Queen Club, Kink, or LadyLove – they’re all top-notch and full of hot girls.
But don’t get too comfortable – when the clock strikes midnight, it’s time to hit the nightclubs and find your longtime for the night.
I’ve put together a full roadmap for finding hot Pattaya girls in the nightclubs so be sure to check it out. It’s the ultimate guide for mongers looking to get laid and have the time of their lives.
👉 (Nightclubs Roadmap How To get Laid ?)
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My friend, it’s time to get emotional..
If you follow my tips and find a girl in a nightclub, then go back to your room and fuck her harder than you ever have before, you’ll realize something profound.
You’ll realize that life is short, and that we should all be living it to the fullest.
You’ll realize that Pattaya is a magical place, where dreams come true and anything is possible.
So as you lay in your bed, exhausted but satisfied, remember this: you’ve already fucked three girls on your first day in Pattaya.
In your own country, you might not have touched a girl in the last eight months..
But here in Pattaya, anything is possible.
And remember – there’s still plenty of time left.
If you can do all this in one day, imagine what you can do in the next three weeks?
Pattaya is amazing, my friend, and I’m grateful to live here.
Memories are more important than money.
Sure, you might have spent a pretty penny to get here and have some fun, but the memories you’ve made will last a lifetime.
Outro
Well, my friend, it’s been real. I hope you’ve enjoyed your first day in Pattaya and that you’ve learned a thing or two from your old pal Buck Turner.
But now it’s time for me to sign off and leave you to your mongering adventures.
So go forth, my friend, and may your condoms be strong and your beer be cold.
And remember – in Pattaya, anything is possible if you’ve got a pocket full of baht and a heart full of dreams.
Until next time, my friend
See you in Pattaya,
with love.
Buck. 🩷