Alright, mate, let’s dive into the nitty-gritty of planning a legendary monger trip to Pattaya!
Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a wide-eyed newbie, this toolkit will arm you with all the essential info to make your journey a success.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Do I really need a toolkit to monger in Pattaya?”
And to that, I say, “Yes, yes you do, buddy!”
There’s a lot to consider when planning a trip to Thailand’s premier debauchery destination, and we aim to simplify the process so you can focus on the important stuff (like getting laid!)
Ready, set, monger!
Where to find Kamagra, Cialis, Testosterone ?
If you’re looking to enhance your performance downstairs, then look no further than Pattaya’s vast array of easily accessible supplements and medications.
Cialis, Kamagra, and Testosterone are readily available throughout the city, often at lower prices than you’d find back home.
Starting with Cialis, the generic version can be yours for a mere 500 baht for four tablets of 20mg each at most pharmacies. Not a bad deal, eh?
And if you’re feeling a bit more adventurous, you can pick up Kamagra on the street or at the pharmacy.
Many trusted vendors sell this magical blue pill and Kamagra Gel near Treetown, just in front of the sports bar.
Now, let’s talk about testosterone.
We highly recommend hitting up Tim’s Pharmacy, where you can snag a bottle of Bayer Testosterone for 280 baht per 250mg.
Just be aware that larger vials aren’t available.
Another option is Milo Lab on Facebook, offering delivery straight to your condo or hotel in just one or two days. And if you’re still unsure, Dr. Oliver is a tried-and-true choice.
So go forth, brave mongers, and equip yourselves with the tools needed to dominate the scene. And remember, always prioritize safety and reputable sources when purchasing medication.
Happy hunting!
Google Maps link for Kamagra vendor: [https://maps.app.goo.gl/BfRpgHdmtRmRnMVSA]
Tim’s Pharmacy 👉 https://maps.app.goo.gl/PGQMA1vzH8gmXiDQA
Condom ?
Protecting your junk is a must in Pattaya, and I learned that lesson the hard way (literally).
I started with Durex, but boy, was I blown away by the superior Thai condoms.
I owe it all to the soi 6 ladies, who generously shared their stash of rubbers.
Once I tried them, I never looked back.
Yes some or most of these condoms are a kind of small but as long as you don’t have a real anaconda in your pants it should be fine ;-D
Pop into any pharmacy in Pattaya (every 500m), and you’ll find them for dirt cheap.
Stock up, and you’ll be ready for your next ST/LT!
Hotels / Where to Stay ?
When it comes to picking a place to shack up for your dirty weekender in Pattaya, you wanna be close to the action, bro.
Think about it: do you really wanna waste valuable mongering hours traipsing halfway across town just to get your rocks off? Hell no!
Page10 Hotel and the Amesthyst Hotel are a good choice!
Located smack dab in the thick of it all, these joints put you within striking distance of all the sleazy goodness Pattaya has to offer.
And trust us, you’re gonna want to be nearby when the clock strikes Beercock o’clock.
But, don’t just take our word for it.
Check out our totally rad and comprehensive guide on where to stay (HOTELS GUIDE / WHERE TO STAY) if you wanna get serious about your mongering gameplan. We know each bro has different tastes and bankrolls, so scope out the deets and choose wisely.
After all, location, location, location, amirite?
Transportation ?
Transportation in Pattaya is crucial for any monger looking to get around and sample the local flavors.
One of the easiest and most cost-effective ways to zip around town is via the Bolt app, the go-to mode of transit for many a savvy Thai bird.
Alternatively, you can flag down a motorcycle taxi (aka “mua sai”), identifiable by their distinctive orange vests, although be warned, if you don’t speak the lingo, they might try to pull a fast one on you.
Stick with Bolt to avoid any unwanted surprises.
Now, if you’re feeling particularly adventurous and want to immerse yourself in the local sin city’s culture, why not hop aboard the iconic Baht Bus?
These little buggers zoom around the city nonstop, honking their horns to alert potential passengers to their presence.
Simply raise your hand, and voila, you’re on board!
When you’re ready to disembark, simply give a quick jingle to the bell, and the driver will drop you at your requested stop.
And the fare? A measly twenty baht, my friend. Can’t beat that!
To help you visualize the routes taken by the Baht Bus, we’ve included a handy map below that you can download.
Bath Bus Routes 👉 https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/viewer?mid=1M2dP1sg8vIeDvIcWI_-ZNzfBQ929hIne&hl=en_US&ll=12.921331116224115,100.87289663078577&z=14
Use it to plan your travels and optimize your mongering efficiency.
Safe travels, my friend!
Soi 6 MAP
Ready to make your way down Soi 6, the famed red-light district of Pattaya?
Before you venture forth, make sure to consult our Soi 6 map, where we’ve painstakingly catalogued every single bar in this salacious stretch of sin.
We’ve left no stone unturned, my friend, and we’re confident that our map will lead you directly to the honey pot.
With so many establishments to choose from, where do you even begin?
So what are you waiting for?
Download our Soi 6 map now and start planning your soi 6 Adventure!
Happy hunting, mongers!
Workout/Gym/Running ?
If you’re a serious lifter or just love being surrounded by buff bodies and hot girls, then Muscle Factory Gym in Pratamnak is the place to be.
It’s a bit on the pricier side, but trust me, it’s worth it.
But if you’re new to weightlifting or just looking for a more relaxed atmosphere, Tony’s Gym, Zoom Gym, or Sun Fitness near Buakhao Market are great alternatives.
Pre-workouts are widely available at shops attached to gyms for just 100 baht, so fuel up and get ready to crush your workout.
Even some hotels have basic gyms, which can be helpful for beginners or mongers who just want a light sweat sesh.
For outdoor enthusiasts, Dongtan Beach is the ultimate running spot.
During the early morning and late afternoon, it becomes a hub of activity with tons of sexy Thai girls working up a sweat before hitting the town for a wild night.
Running Beach Road from central Pattaya to the end near Walking Street is another popular route, especially in the cooler hours of the morning.
So whether you’re lifting weights or pounding the pavement, Pattaya’s got you covered. Get moving, mongers!
Fake / Replica Watches
If you’re looking to flex on your buddies back home with a designer timepiece without breaking the bank, Pattaya’s got you covered.
Head on over to Mr. Jacks and snag a standard Rolex fake for just 3k or 4k.
It’s a step up from the garbage peddled by street vendors, but don’t expect it to fool anyone up close.
If you’re willing to splurge, shell out 12k to 16k for a higher quality fake that will pass the sniff test for most people.
Sure, a jeweler or horology aficionado might notice the discrepancies, but who cares?
Those suckers probably couldn’t handle the wild Pattaya nightlife anyway.
But honestly, if you’re rocking a Rolex in Pattaya, chances are it’s a fake.
Save your authentic luxury watch collection for safer pastures.
Instead, use those savings to fund your debauchery.
Personally, I swing by Mr. Jacks every trip to cop fakes for my crew back home.
Since I’m fortunate enough to own some real high-end watches, my mates trust me to select the choicest phonies.
On recent visits, the Audemars Piguet Royal Oak Offshores have been the stars of the show, followed closely by the Omegas.
Highly recommended if you’re looking to upgrade your wrist game.
Final thoughts: stick to faux watches in Pattaya and leave the genuine merchandise at home.
Nobody wants to lose a Rolex in a drunken stupor. Play it smart, mongers!
Mr JACK , Soi Buakhao 👉 https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100054369287223
Internet 5G / Esim!
Internet in Pattaya is uber important, bro!
Imagine scrolling through the VIP Pattaya Girls Index and suddenly losing signal mid-flex pic. Tragedy, right?
Luckily, securing a sick 5G connection is easier than saying “Som tum plaa maew” three times fast.
First off, Simply, at your arrival at the airport, locate the TRUE store near the luggage reception area and ask for the 30-day unlimited 5G plan.
Point at the poster, give your phone and passeport and watch the magic unfold. Boom, donezo.
If you’re tech-savvy, try the eSIM thingy.
Order it online, pay the dough, and poof, instant interwebz. Bonus points for sounding like James Bond.
👉 5G data plan valid for 30 days at THB 1699.00 here
Moreover, tourists can also acquire tourist SIM cards at any 7-Eleven or Family Mart stores, where staff members will gladly assist with activation and configuration.
Whichever method you choose, maintaining a stable internet connection ensures a smooth and hassle-free mongering experience in Pattaya.
Now go forth and share your glory with the world, monger extraordinaire!
Bank / ATM / Exchange
TT Exchange is the way to go for currency exchange in Pattaya.
They offer the best rates around, period. No need to hunt for other exchange booths or worry about getting ripped off.
Click here for a list of TT Exchanges in Pattaya.
When it comes to banking, the Wise app and card is a great option for low-fee withdrawals. Just make sure to reject the currency conversion when prompted, as banks tend to sneak in extra charges that way.
Between these two tools, you’ll have peace of mind knowing you’re saving money and avoiding unnecessary fees.
Plus, you’ll have more cash to fund your monger adventures in Pattaya. Win-win!
Opening a THAI bank account in Pattaya as a 2-week millionaire is not a pipe dream.
With a little help from an agent, you can make it happen.
But don’t take our word for it just yet – we’ve got a whole post coming soon that will fill you in on the details.
Stay tuned, monger brethren!
Gogo Prices Index ? Up to date!
If you’re heading to Pattaya and eager to explore the gogo scene, you’ll need the inside scoop on pricing.
That’s where we come in!
Our up-to-date gogo prices sheet is a real-time resource designed specifically for mongers like you.
It lists the costs of girls, barfines, drinks, ratings, and more..
Check it out at this link.
It’s constantly updated, meaning you’ll always have the most accurate pricing info at your fingertips. Game on, monger!
Easiest way to meet Pattaya Girls ?
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Don’t blame us if you become a legend in Pattaya circles. 😉
The End
And that concludes our Ultimate Monger’s Toolkit for Pattaya!
With this wealth of insider knowledge at your fingertips, you’re now equipped to tackle Sin City like a pro.
From finding the perfect pad and navigating the chaotic streets, to scoring discounted Viagra and dodging the dreaded green tea scams, you’re ready to live it up in the Land of Smiles.
Remember, the VIP Pattaya Girls Index is the ultimate tool for connecting with the hottest babes in town.
Take advantage of the up-to-date gogo prices sheet, and you’ll have all the intel you need to negotiate a night of passion with the girl of your dreams.
And if you haven’t already, check out our other posts covering the ins and outs of Pattaya’s mongering scene.
Armed with this expert advice, you’ll be well on your way to becoming a certified Pattaya Sexpat.
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Cheers guys! 🍻
with love.
Buck. 💜