Sawadee Krap, my fellow mongers 😄
I’m your trusted guide, your wingman, your partner in crime – the ol’ reliable sexpat with a PhD in mongering.
And trust me, I’ve earned that degree through blood, sweat, tears, and countless sessions of horizontal academics. 😉
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Anyway sit tight, my friends, because we’re about to embark on a tour of the best 5 gogo bars in Pattaya for 2024!
Prices ⁉️ 👯♀️
Bar fines usually range from 1500 to 3000 baht..
Going rates for regular dancers are negotiable but usually hover around 1500-2000 baht for short time and 2000-3000 baht for long time.
But if you’ve got your eye on one of the model-caliber ladies, be prepared to shell out 3000 baht for short time and a staggering 5000 baht for long time.
Sometime you can even see prices as 8k LT !
Ouch. Right ? 🥲
Sure, you can negotiate some of those prices down, but it’s still a significant investment.
Bottled beer ranges from 130-170 baht in most places, so you won’t be breaking the bank on refreshments.
Anyway this is still a great way to have some fun in Pattaya.
Here’s my favorites Pattaya GoGo in 2024 🍭 ⤵️
LadyLove (LK Metro) 🍭
LadyLove. Yeah, you heard me right – LadyLove is where it’s at.
Think of it as the Disneyland of gogo bars, except instead of Mickey Mouse, you’ve got a bunch of smoking hot Thai ladies shaking their stuff on stage.
Here’s the deal: LadyLove is owned by the same folks as Sapphire, but they’ve saved their best girls for this joint.
I’m talking about natural beauties with curves in all the right places, not the inflatable Barbie doll types you might find in Queens Club.
And the best part? You can snag one of these stunners for a pretty reasonable price.
But timing is everything at LadyLove. If you show up between 8pm and 10pm, you’ll have the full selection of ladies to choose from.
After 11pm, you might be able to negotiate a lower price, but the management and girls are usually sticking around to rack up drinks earlier in the night.
So if you want the best selection, make sure to swing by during prime time.
Everything is comfy, not too small and not too big, perfect sized stages.
Girls rotate every 10-15 minutes so you’ll have a great choice in front of you 😄
Queens Club (LK Metro) 🍭
Hot Hot Hot.. 🩵
Let’s talk about Queens Club – the high-end gogo bar with the hottest girls in LK Metro.
If you’re a big spender who loves model-type girls with silicone enhancements, tattoos, and curves for days, this is the place for you.
With around 30 to 50 girls to choose from, you’ll be spoilt for choice.
But be warned – if you’re on a budget, this ain’t the place for you.
These girls command top dollar and they know it.
But if you’re ready to splash some cash, you’ll be treated to some of the most stunning women in Pattaya.
Watch them strut their stuff on stage, showcasing their big boobs and ink-covered skin.
It’s a sight to behold, my friends.
They even have special shows with the dream team. (All the girls they use for promote the club on Facebook and other social media)
And yes you can barfine her too 😄
PinUp (Walking Street) 🍭
If you’re looking for a top-notch gogo experience in Pattaya, you’ve gotta check out Pin Up on Walking Street.
This place is still one of the best in town, with over 100 girls every night to suit every taste.
The French manager has done a fantastic job expanding the place with more VIP areas and stages.
And if you’re smart, you’ll take advantage of their happy hour from 7 to 8 pm every day, which features cheap draft beer.
But let’s get real – we all know why we’re really here. The girls.
And Pin Up does not disappoint. With a dual pricing system for dancers and models, you’ll find everything from cute and petite to tall and curvy.
But be warned – if you want to take one of the models out, you’ll need to pay up.
Bar fines on the weekend are more expensive, and there’s a lady drink minimum (3-5) to get her out of the bar.
Bottom line: Pin Up is a must-visit if you’re looking for a high-end gogo experience in Pattaya.
Just make sure you come prepared to splurge. Trust me, it’s worth it.
XS Agogo (Walking Street) 🍭
XS is from the same peeps behind Pin Up.
The boss has put some serious thought into the design, resulting in a plush interior with comfy seats and a chandelier that’s so mesmerizing, you might forget why you’re there.
Speaking of forgetting things, be careful with your wallet at XS.
Drinks are pricey, and the ladies will relentlessly pester you to buy them drinks.
It’s like they’ve got a sixth sense for detecting credit cards.
But hey, if you’re looking for a wild night with hot women, loud music, and flowing drinks, XS fits the bill.
Just keep an eye on your tab and make sure you’re not getting ripped off.
The music is legit, and the LED lighting scheme is on point. But here’s a tip from your friendly sexpat: red lights + white stage floors + blue spotlights or flashes = brighter skin tones. It’s science, baby.
That’s just one of the ways they use for lures Asians tourists.
As for the girls, they’re not quite up to Pin Up standards, but there’s still a decent selection.
The black outfits are sexy af.
It’s like Christmas for my eyeballs.
Overall, XS Agogo is worth checking out if you’re in the mood for a wild night on the town.
Just make sure you keep track of your expenses and don’t fall victim to the drink-buying trap.
The End 🥲
Well, there you have it – a rundown of some of the best gogo bars in Pattaya in 2024. From the high-end Queen’s Club to the raunchy fun of XS Agogo, there’s something for everyone in this sin city.
Remember, the key to a successful mongering experience is to know your budget, know your limits, and always be aware of your surroundings.
And most importantly, have fun! After all, that’s what this is all about!
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Anyway buddy, whether you’re a seasoned sexpat or a curious newbie, Pattaya’s gogo bars are waiting for you with open legs.
Go forth and conquer, my friends.
And remember, what happens in Pattaya, stays in Pattaya (except for the stds, obviously). 😂
Buck. With Love 🩵