Welcome, fellow mongers, to our epic guide on finding the hottest girls in the vibrant playground of Pattaya! , we’ve got you covered with all the juicy details on how to navigate the sinful streets of Pattaya’s red-hot nightlife scene like a pro.
So pack those condoms and grab some Viagra because things are about to heat up as we embark on this raucous treasure hunt for love, lust, and everything in between.
In this saucy masterpiece, we’ll spill all the dirty little secrets for maximizing your chances at scoring big in Pattaya.
Whether you’re a horny newcomer dipping your toe into these forbidden waters or a battle-scarred veteran who knows his stuff inside out, there’s something deliciously lascivious for everyone here. 😈🫡
First Stop : Soi Buakhao (Treetown, Chaiyapoon, Beer Bars)
There are so many bars in theses areas, we will talk about beers bars.
Basically a bar with beer bar girls inside and you can either choose to shortime or longtime with.
You still have trouble to understand ? Ok..
Picture this: you step into a beer bar, and before you know it, you’re greeted by a dazzling lineup of Pattaya’s finest thai girls.
The power is in your hands, my friend. Like a Jedi, you exercise your powers by choosing to either chill solo or take a drink with a delightful spinner.
YOU call the shots tonight.
Now, here’s where it gets interesting. If you fancy a girl and things are going well, you can ask for her contact on the popular LINE app, ensuring that you stay connected even after leaving the bar’s intoxicating ambiance.
And guess what? Some beer bars, same as Soi 6, have cozy rooms upstairs where you can have a good time 😇
If you’d like to have a shortime with her, just tell she, no shame here in Pattaya, you’ll learn this quickly..
Let’s talk about prices, shall we? For a short-term encounter, you’re looking at around 1000 baht for the girl and an additional 300 to 400 baht for the room upstairs.
Alternatively, if you decide to barfine a girl, which means taking her away from the bar for a specified duration, it will cost you 1000 baht for her and an additional 400 baht as a barfine to the establishment for 1 hour of blissful companionship.
But here’s a little secret to save you some cash and maximize your value: if you manage to capture a girl’s attention and she agrees to meet you after her shift, you can bypass the barfine altogether. Simply exchange LINE contacts, wait for her to finish work, and arrange a rendezvous for the night. Voilà! No barfine, just a payment of around 1500 to 2000 baht for a longtime.
Now, my dear fellow adventurers, it’s time to put our knowledge to the test. If you’re thirsty for more insider tips and a list of the best bars in Soi Chaiyapoon, check out this article [Best Soi Chaiyapoon Bars in Pattaya 2023]. And if you’re curious about the art of picking up girls in the cocktail car Treetown, satisfy your curiosity with our guide [How to Score More Than Just a Drink at the Cocktail Car, Treetown?]. Cheers bro!
Second Stop : Girl in “massage shop” (Soi Honey!)
Ah, the enticing world of massage shops in Pattaya, where relaxation takes a delightfully naughty twist.
Now, let me enlighten you, my eager mongering comrades, about a particular breed of massage shops—not the ones for traditional therapeutic massages, mind you.
We’re talking about those hidden gems where you can have full sex and mindblowing BJ with young spinner 😇.. and MILFs
These massage shops are easily distinguishable, as the girls working there don’t wear the conventional uniforms you’d find in legitimate establishments.
Allow me to introduce you to the ultimate destination for a sensational and tantalizing massage experience—Soi Honey.
Nestled on Soi Buakhao, this alleyway is teeming with massage shops and seductive ladies yearning for intimate encounters.
Brace yourself for a parade of young spinners hailing from Isaan, setting foot in Pattaya to embark on their journey into the world of pleasure.
These young thai girls may not be fluent in English, but their beauty speaks volumes.
Soi Honey is also a haven for voluptuous MILFs with big boobs and great experience in bed.
However, as with any adventure, exercise caution, for the alley is also frequented by alluring ladyboys who might pique your curiosity. 🤣
Now, let’s talk prices,
You can expect to pay around 800 to 1000 baht for the services of the lovely masseuses, with an additional 300 baht for the private room upstairs,
These encounters typically span an hour. Shortime
Note that many of these massage girls also freelance on ThaiFriendly, the go-to platform for connecting with like-minded individuals in the realm of pleasure.
The uber of sex 🤣
So you can easily find them and invite these masseuses to your hotel room.
Third (Digital) Stop : Order a girl to your hotel room ?
Fuck digital world right ?? 💦
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With just a scroll and a devilish “Hey, are you free for a shortime? 1500 baht?” message, you can summon these thai girls right to your hotel room.
Think of it as ordering your favorite pizza, but instead of pepperoni, it’s a juicy slab of pussy delivered right to your doorstep 😇.
Now, the prices ;
Age, looks, your own irresistible charm—all these elements come into play.
But fear not, for I shall be your guide through this unknown world.
So shortime, expect to part with a modest sum of 1500 to 2000 baht
For those who crave a fuckathon that defies the constraints of time, get ready to open up your wallets and part with a tempting 2000 to 3000 baht.
Trust me, it’ll be worth every goddamn baht as you indulge in a night of relentless fucking that’ll leave you begging for mercy.
Fourth Stop : Soi 6 , debauchery debauchery debauchery..
Now let’s dive into the filthy paradise that is Soi 6, the motherfucking playground of debauchery!
Picture this: you step foot onto Soi 6, and it’s like entering the gates of heaven itself.
Over 50+ bars line this wicked street, filled to the brim with 750+ horny thai girls just itching to get their hands on you.
It’s like a goddamn buffet of flesh, like disneyland for adult !
As you take your first stroll down, your heart races like a motherfucking racehorse. The vibe, my friends, is electric. It’s a mix of excitement, anticipation, and a tinge of intimidation, ’cause damn, there’s so much goddamn eye candy around every corner.
All you gotta do is strut your stuff, and the girls will be all over you like horny bees on a honey-dripping flower.
They’ll give you the fuck-me eyes, grab your junk, and whisper naughty promises in your ear. It’s a goddamn paradise of sexual invitations, my friends.
Take your pick, you dirty mongers! Choose among the eager girls who aggressively vie for your attention. Make eye contact with that smoking hot bombshell that just made your dick twitch with anticipation. Or hell, go wild and let the girls choose you, ’cause who the fuck doesn’t love a little aggressive pursuit?
Once you’ve locked eyes with your chosen seductress, it’s time to seal the goddamn deal. Stroll into her bar, buy her a drink, and let the sexual tension build..
When the moment is right, whisper those magic words in her ear: “I want a shortime with you, babe.” And just like that, this is Soi 6 😂
Head on upstairs, my horny comrades, where the real magic happens. Let loose your inner beast and fuck her like there’s no tomorrow.
Explore every goddamn inch of her body, leaving no dirty stone unturned.
And be ready, my friends, for that glorious walk of shame as you descend the stairs, grinning like a Cheshire cat who just got laid. 🤣
But don’t stop there, you horny bastards! Soi 6 has more in store for you.
Move on to the next bar, where the girls are just as hungry and the drinks flow like goddamn rivers of sin.
Rub shoulders with the manager, the mamasan, and the girls, ’cause goddamn, it’s a party waiting to happen. Laugh, drink, and fuck your way through this glorious street of pleasure.
Soi 6, the holy grail of naughty adventures in Pattaya.
It’s a place where your darkest desires become a reality, where the air is thick with lust, and where the only rule is to let your filthy fantasies run wild.
Fifth Stop : Walking Street, Gogo, Discos and Freelancers!
Alright, you dirty mongering warriors, let’s wrap this shit up with a bang!
Now it’s time to unleash the wildness of Walking Street, the epicenter of temptation in Pattaya.
Walking Street, my fellow degenerates, is the motherfucking mecca of gogo bars. Picture this: All the sexiest thai girl in the same place. If you want a taste of the gogo action, my friends, check out my other kickass post, the Newbie Guide to Gogobar in Pattaya. It’s gonna be your bible to navigate this den of debauchery.
Now, let’s get real for a fucking minute. Gogo bars ain’t for the faint-hearted, or the penny-pinching bastards among us.
It’s the goddamn expensive option in Pattaya, reserved for those moments when you’re feeling like a baller and ready to splash some cash.
But let me tell you, my friends, it’s an experience you gotta try at least once in your goddamn life.
But fear not, my horny brethren, for the night is young and Pattaya has more in store for you.
When the clock strikes midnight, the real pattaya vibe action begins.
Late-night dating is where it’s at, my fellow hedonists.
Head to places like “Republic” and “Myst,” the hottest discos in 2023.
iBar/Insomnia, Lucifer, 808 are still great don’t worry.
Guess what? 98% of the girls shaking their booties inside are naughty little freelancers, just waiting for your approach. 😇
Fantastic right ?
Approach them, my brave mongers, and let them know you’re in the mood for a goddamn long night of fucking. Just ask the classico : “You work or not tonight” “You want go with me ?” She’ll understand.
These girls ain’t looking for a quickie, oh no! They want to indulge in a marathon of pleasure with a farang like you.
Shortime? Fuck that shit. They’re after that hardcore, balls-to-the-wall experience. 555
(You can do ST don’t worry haha)
Now, let’s talk prices. It all depends on the girl and how goddamn irresistible you are. (or your wallet) 🤣
Generally speaking, you’re looking at around 1500 to 2000 baht for a farm-fresh girl who’s eager to ride your cock. But hold on tight, my friend, ’cause if that girl thinks she’s the cream of the crop, the price can shoot up to a mind-boggling 3000 baht. It’s all about that top-notch pussy, my fellow mongers.
Conclusion
Alright, you degenerate mongering enthusiasts, we’ve reached the climax of this epic journey through the sensual playground of Pattaya. It’s time to wrap things up with a grand finale!
Buck Turner ♥️
As the curtains draw to a close, remember this: Pattaya is a goddamn treasure trove of pleasure, a hedonistic wonderland where fantasies become reality.
From the beer bars of Soi Buakhao to the naughty massage shops of Soi Honey, and the debauchery delights of Soi 6, this city is pure magic.
Whether you’re a newbie monger, an experienced lothario, or a curious traveler looking to dive into uncharted waters, Pattaya welcomes you with open legs.
But heed my advice, my lustful comrades: embrace the madness, let go of your inhibitions, and revel in the raw, unadulterated pleasure that this sinful city has to offer.
But remember, my friends, with great power comes great responsibility—use your newfound knowledge wisely and always respect the boundaries of consent.
Treat these exotic sirens with the respect they deserve, and they’ll unleash a world of ecstasy upon you that you’ll never forget. 🫡
So go forth, my fellow mongers, armed with the secrets of Pattaya’s underbelly. Explore, indulge, and experience the forbidden fruits that await you at every turn.
May your nights be filled with passionate fucks, your days with mischievous tales to share, and your memories forever imprinted with the naughty charm of Pattaya.
Now, my dear mongering comrades, it’s time to bid you farewell until our paths cross again.
Remember, the world is your playground, and pleasure awaits around every corner.
Until then, keep your loins primed, your senses alert, and your spirits high. Pattaya calls, my naughty motherfuckers!
With love.