Let’s get naughty and dive into how to fully enjoy your first time at an agogo bar in Pattaya. Don’t be shy, let’s get started.
As a newbie to the agogo scene in Pattaya, there are a few things you should know to maximize your experience. First and foremost, bring plenty of cash because these girls are not cheap. But trust me, they’re worth every penny. When you enter the bar, make sure to keep your eyes peeled for the hottest girls. Don’t be afraid to ask the mamasan for advice, they know the girls best.
You better watch out for those mamasans in Pattaya!
They might seem like sweet little angels, but they’re actually sneaky devils in disguise.
They’ll coax you into buying drink after drink for yourself and the girls, until you’re practically swimming in booze. And don’t even think about getting the Line contact of the girls – they want to keep their little cash cows all to themselves! If you’re into being milked for every penny, then go ahead and fall for their tricks.
Just don’t say I didn’t warn you, stud.
Once you’ve chosen your dream girl, make a sign to her or the mamasan
She’ll come to you..it will give you a chance to get to know her a little better.
In some Pattaya gogos, you can get as naughty and handsy with the girls as you want.
Don’t be afraid to cop a feel or give them a little squeeze.
And don’t forget to tip generously, because those girls have some serious skills.
If you’re feeling bold, make sure to ask the girl for a private dance.
These girls are professionals and know how to give you the time of your life.
If you really hit it off with your girl, don’t be afraid to ask her for a long-time experience.
This is where you can really let loose and explore your wildest fantasies.
Just make sure you negotiate the price and the rules of engagement beforehand, and you’ll be good to go.
And let me tell you, there’s nothing like having a hot Thai babe in your bed for an extended period of time.
So go ahead, take the plunge and enjoy yourself. You only live once, right?
Let’s talk about bar fines. It’s like paying rent for a sex toy.
You get to take the girl out of the bar and do whatever you want with her all night long.
And by “whatever you want,” I mean the good, the bad, and the kinky.
But be prepared to pay a hefty fee, especially if the girl is hot and in demand.
Don’t forget to negotiate like a pro and show her who’s boss. Just make sure you’re not too rough, or you might end up needing a different kind of fine.
Price:
If you wanna have a good time with some hot girls, you gotta pay up. Lady drinks are like a tax you gotta pay for the privilege of enjoying the company of those fine ladies. You’re looking at around 170 to 200 baht for dancers and 200-230 for models. But hey, if you’re lucky, they might even let you touch their boobs for free!
Now, the real cost comes with the bar fines. That’s the fee you pay to take the girl out of the bar and into your hotel room for some hanky panky. You gotta be prepared to spend some serious cash for that. Bar fines can range from 1500 to 2500 baht depending on the girl and the bar.
If you’re only looking for a short time, you can expect to pay around 2000 baht for dancers and 3000 for models. But let me tell you, if you wanna really enjoy yourself, you gotta go for the long time. Regular girls can be had for around 3000 baht for the night, but if you’re looking for a real stunner, be prepared to pay 4000-6000 baht for models. Trust me, it’s worth it.
Of course, you gotta keep yourself hydrated while you’re at it. Beers can cost you around 130-160 baht per bottle, but if you’re smart, you can find some places with cheap draft beer from 80 baht. And if you’re a lightweight or just not feeling like drinking, soft drinks can be had for 120 baht.
So, there you have it, boys. The price of paradise in Pattaya. But let me tell you, it’s worth every baht. Just remember to bring some extra cash for the souvenirs, if you catch my drift.
“If you’re a newbie to Pattaya’s gogo scene, let me give you some advice: don’t be a prude! The girls are there for your entertainment, and they love it when you get a little frisky. Just make sure you don’t cross any boundaries or make anyone feel uncomfortable. And don’t forget to bring plenty of cash, because those drinks and tips can add up fast.
Buck Turner
So go ahead, grab a handful, and enjoy the ride. You’re in Pattaya, baby! Anything goes here, so don’t be afraid to get a little wild and let loose. Just make sure you keep it classy, and always respect the girls and their boundaries. Happy hunting!”
With love ♥️🏝